learn to fucking park, asshole!

Sorry for the lack of updates. I’ve honestly just been too damn...

anfrey — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 18:14:00 -0500

Sorry for the lack of updates. I’ve honestly just been too damn lazy. Here’s one from November, 2012… This fucktard decided he/she wasn’t even gonna try to park correctly and just turned that boat into the parking area. I wish I had some chalk at the time to make him/her some custom parking lines for that shitty parking job. Yes, I know there’s more spaces open on the other side of the island, but this is fucking ridiculous!!

pnc bank @ mishawaka, in

Central High Apartments, South Bend. As if parking isn’t...

justintimeforthis — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 03:36:00 -0400

Central High Apartments, South Bend. As if parking isn’t tight enough downtown, your oh-so-fancy Nissan crossover definitely deserves a buffer of an extra spot FML.

hey asshole, eating up four spaces is not how you’re...

anfrey — Sat, 09 Jun 2012 20:20:00 -0400

hey asshole, eating up four spaces is not how you’re supposed to park!

town & country @ south bend, in

Only in Alaska...

merlaska — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 01:27:00 -0400

Do i need to say anything any more? Douchecanoes, the lot of...

kawaiibunnah — Wed, 16 May 2012 21:55:00 -0400

Do i need to say anything any more? Douchecanoes, the lot of you!!

“Found this today at the University Park mall. My car is lurking in the background. “

submitted by kawaiibunnah

Straddling the line is NOT the way to park! Sure, you just...

kawaiibunnah — Wed, 16 May 2012 21:55:00 -0400

Straddling the line is NOT the way to park! Sure, you just bought a used benz and are probably worried about door dings. well parking like an asshat is not the way to prevent that. hell, someone might even key your car out of spite! the solution is to park further away in the empty area of the parking lot.

“Found at Kohl’s in Mishawaka, Indiana.”

submitted by kawaiibunnah

"Would the owner of a green Honda Civic, license plate 5701GE please move your car, you're parked too close to another customer"

anfrey — Wed, 16 May 2012 20:42:00 -0400

I am the owner of the BLUE (not green) Civic. Saw the SUV parked like that at Walmart, so I parked there anyways. My car is FULLY in or on the line for the space. Went into Walmart, heard the title of this post over the loudspeaker. Came outside (after I finished shopping, of course) to get screamed at by two black women, one who said that *I* couldn’t park. After about 20 minutes of screaming and a handful of onlookers, the woman finally tells me that “Honda’s Suck”. I GLADLY told her that Acura is owned by Honda, my girlfriend blew them a kiss, and we left.

submitted by shaun

what the fuck dude?! half of this douchecanoe’s car is out...

anfrey — Wed, 16 May 2012 19:08:00 -0400

poking out

sheesh

just look at that half carlength of gap!

you park like an asshole

what the fuck dude?! half of this douchecanoe’s car is out of the parking spot and in the driving lanes of the parking lot, leaving only one carlength of space for cars to go through. what a jackass! learn to fucking park!!

ireland rd kroger @ south bend, in

riding the line is not the right way to park. you know those two...

anfrey — Tue, 08 May 2012 04:24:00 -0400

riding the line is not the right way to park. you know those two things hanging out the side of your door? they’re called wing mirrors and are there to help you line up your vehicle when reversing. fucking use them instead of taking up multiple spots, asshole!

madison, wi

submitted by scott

come the fuck on! so you’re a soccer mom and you have to...

anfrey — Tue, 08 May 2012 03:02:00 -0400

come the fuck on! so you’re a soccer mom and you have to deal with a kid. that doesn’t mean you can park like an asshole. guess what happens after someone parks into that empty spot next to you and it’s time for to back your car out. CRUNCH! especially if it’s a longer truck. straighten your minivan out and fucking park responsibly, you jackass! everyone else around you is!

tippecanoe mall @ lafayette, in

submitted by john

you’re supposed to stay inside the lines, buddy. i bet...

anfrey — Tue, 08 May 2012 02:58:00 -0400

you’re supposed to stay inside the lines, buddy. i bet when you were a kid coloring drawings, you always fucked up and had the colors past the lines. sticking your nose out into a driving lane can cause accidents, you fucktard!

walmart @ lafayette, in

submitted by john

seriously?! fuck you guys! you’re just gonna start a line...

anfrey — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 20:35:00 -0400

seriously?! fuck you guys! you’re just gonna start a line of bad parkers now.

erskine target @ south bend, in

that’s not a parking spot, dumbass! erskine starbucks @...

anfrey — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 12:33:00 -0400

that’s not a parking spot, dumbass!

erskine starbucks @ south bend, in

way to park like an asshole in your dodge dakota! the parking...

anfrey — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 12:57:00 -0400

way to park like an asshole in your dodge dakota! the parking lot is full and you have the fucking nerve to take up two spaces like that?!

downtown burger king @ south bend, in

come the fuck on… i know you’re parked at the end of...

anfrey — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 16:06:00 -0500

come the fuck on… i know you’re parked at the end of the line, bit this is just ridiculous…

bremen hwy meijer @ mishawaka, in

Ah haha im glad my pic got thru to you. It didnt look like it was working. Your blog cracks me up :)

anfrey — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 15:40:00 -0500

thank you! i’m glad at least someone is getting enjoyment out of this, even though it may be a slow blog since all the shots are local and it’s based on whether or not any of us spot bad parkers :)

good job, asshole. wonder how you lost that mirror...

anfrey — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 15:26:00 -0500

good job, asshole. wonder how you lost that mirror too…

mckinley pnc bank @ mishawaka, in

This one was submitted by justintimeforthis. Thanks!...

justintimeforthis — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 07:26:00 -0500

This one was submitted by justintimeforthis. Thanks! Didn’t realize there were more people from this area on tumblr… but damn, it takes a special kind of asshole to park like this. you’re not supposed to ride the line you jackass!

lincolnway hacienda @ mishawaka, in

my friend mike sent me these. i guess some truck drivers think...

anfrey — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 08:20:00 -0400

my friend mike sent me these. i guess some truck drivers think taking up multiple spaces is the thing to do. seriously, wtf?!

somewhere in indiana

either people are really in a hurry or they just don’t...

anfrey — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 08:14:00 -0400

either people are really in a hurry or they just don’t give a shit. it’s quite comical, especially considering how wide and spacious parking spaces are in the US compared to the rest of the world.

meijer @ mishawaka, in