Sorry for the lack of updates. I’ve honestly just been too damn lazy. Here’s one from November, 2012… This fucktard decided he/she wasn’t even gonna try to park correctly and just turned that boat into the parking area. I wish I had some chalk at the time to make him/her some custom parking lines for that shitty parking job. Yes, I know there’s more spaces open on the other side of the island, but this is fucking ridiculous!!

pnc bank @ mishawaka, in

Sorry for the lack of updates. I’ve honestly just been too damn lazy. Here’s one from November, 2012… This fucktard decided he/she wasn’t even gonna try to park correctly and just turned that boat into the parking area. I wish I had some chalk at the time to make him/her some custom parking lines for that shitty parking job. Yes, I know there’s more spaces open on the other side of the island, but this is fucking ridiculous!!

pnc bank @ mishawaka, in

Central High Apartments, South Bend. As if parking isn’t tight enough downtown, your oh-so-fancy Nissan crossover definitely deserves a buffer of an extra spot FML.

Central High Apartments, South Bend. As if parking isn’t tight enough downtown, your oh-so-fancy Nissan crossover definitely deserves a buffer of an extra spot FML.

hey asshole, eating up four spaces is not how you’re supposed to park!

town & country @ south bend, in

hey asshole, eating up four spaces is not how you’re supposed to park!

town & country @ south bend, in

Only in Alaska…

Do i need to say anything any more? Douchecanoes, the lot of you!!

"Found this today at the University Park mall. My car is lurking in the background. "

submitted by kawaiibunnah

Do i need to say anything any more? Douchecanoes, the lot of you!!

"Found this today at the University Park mall. My car is lurking in the background. "

submitted by kawaiibunnah

Straddling the line is NOT the way to park! Sure, you just bought a used benz and are probably worried about door dings. well parking like an asshat is not the way to prevent that. hell, someone might even key your car out of spite! the solution is to park further away in the empty area of the parking lot.

"Found at Kohl’s in Mishawaka, Indiana."

submitted by kawaiibunnah

Straddling the line is NOT the way to park! Sure, you just bought a used benz and are probably worried about door dings. well parking like an asshat is not the way to prevent that. hell, someone might even key your car out of spite! the solution is to park further away in the empty area of the parking lot.

"Found at Kohl’s in Mishawaka, Indiana."

submitted by kawaiibunnah

"Would the owner of a green Honda Civic, license plate 5701GE please move your car, you’re parked too close to another customer"

I am the owner of the BLUE (not green) Civic. Saw the SUV parked like that at Walmart, so I parked there anyways. My car is FULLY in or on the line for the space. Went into Walmart, heard the title of this post over the loudspeaker. Came outside (after I finished shopping, of course) to get screamed at by two black women, one who said that *I* couldn’t park. After about 20 minutes of screaming and a handful of onlookers, the woman finally tells me that “Honda’s Suck”. I GLADLY told her that Acura is owned by Honda, my girlfriend blew them a kiss, and we left.

submitted by shaun

what the fuck dude?! half of this douchecanoe’s car is out of the parking spot and in the driving lanes of the parking lot, leaving only one carlength of space for cars to go through. what a jackass! learn to fucking park!!

ireland rd kroger @ south bend, in

riding the line is not the right way to park. you know those two things hanging out the side of your door? they’re called wing mirrors and are there to help you line up your vehicle when reversing. fucking use them instead of taking up multiple spots, asshole!

madison, wi

submitted by scott

riding the line is not the right way to park. you know those two things hanging out the side of your door? they’re called wing mirrors and are there to help you line up your vehicle when reversing. fucking use them instead of taking up multiple spots, asshole!

madison, wi

submitted by scott

come the fuck on! so you’re a soccer mom and you have to deal with a kid. that doesn’t mean you can park like an asshole. guess what happens after someone parks into that empty spot next to you and it’s time for to back your car out. CRUNCH! especially if it’s a longer truck. straighten your minivan out and fucking park responsibly, you jackass! everyone else around you is!

tippecanoe mall @ lafayette, in

submitted by john

come the fuck on! so you’re a soccer mom and you have to deal with a kid. that doesn’t mean you can park like an asshole. guess what happens after someone parks into that empty spot next to you and it’s time for to back your car out. CRUNCH! especially if it’s a longer truck. straighten your minivan out and fucking park responsibly, you jackass! everyone else around you is!

tippecanoe mall @ lafayette, in

submitted by john